Funnies

Beaver and I were having a disagreement. "A" piped in from the backseat, "don't worry beaver, girls are from Venus!" I replied, "thanks a lot, A!" Trying to back track he said, "no, not you Mom, I'm talking about other girls, like the ones in my class! You are from Mars like boys!" 

#eyeroll #fail

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One child, who shall remain nameless, has been on a stealing binge. Tonight, he was at it again and made to stand in time out. A meltdown ensued in which we were informed, once again, that we are the worst parents EVER and that Beaver is "the meanest dad in the world!!" Along with a bonus insult, "Meaner than...than...The Devil! 👹

To which the other child reacted by instantly jumping up from where he was coloring, sarcastically throwing up his hands and chanting, "I am the son of the Devil!" Then hugged me and exclaimed gleefully, "I love you, Devil Mom!" 

#comicrelief #happytoknowimreallyachildofTHEKING #oyvey

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I had the boys today while Beaver helped a friend. We dropped beaver off and headed home to get the boys breakfast. We stopped at a church sale where D picked out a super hero costume. 

We got home, had breakfast, and I kept thinking about the blender I had seen. So, back in the car we go. About 3 sales later I noticed I didn't have D with me after all, but a super hero, cape and all (minus shoes...oops!). Did not get the "observant mom of the day" award! I did get a few comments...lol...but hey, life is too short to leave your cape at home!

At one sale he was given a stuffed ninja turtle. I was standing at another table and they did not know he was with me and the wife said, "you just gave that away?" And the husband replied, "he was dressed like a super hero, how cool is that...you can't take money from a super hero!" I chuckled to myself and wished I had a super hero costume so I didn't have to pay for the items I had chosen, lol!

A few others just gave strange looks....but meh, I really did not feel the need to explain anything to anyone!

 “All grown-ups were once children... but only few of them remember it.” 

― Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince