Mom: Hello?
Caller: Hi, I’m looking to speak with Stanley Wildes.
Me, quietly from across the room: “Good luck…”
But Mom didn’t just answer the question… she took the conversation straight to eternity.
Mom: Well… if you’ve accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior, you can talk to him someday when you get to Heaven, because that’s where he is.
Caller: …
Mom: Anything else I can help you with?
Caller: No, I’m sorry…
Mom: Goodbye!
Me: Absolutely losing laughing….
Mom hangs up and says, well, what would you have said…”idk…offer a seonce?!!”
I am sure the guy was expecting, “I’m sorry, he’s unavailable.”
Instead he got a salvation plan, an afterlife update, and a theological explanation of Stanley’s current whereabouts.
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